I decided enough is enough. I have put together an airline service that you can travel on without worry of any hidden weapons or bombs
WELCOME TO TPA
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
AND, If a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obligated to commit suicide -
so please forward!